everytime i swallow my ear pops

i'm really good at making subs because i speak both korean and english so you will all marvel at my subbing skills ah-choo - lovelyz i found a human i wanted to create edible stuff for even though i will burn the house down after making cereal i have been practicing my cooking skills...

everytime i swallow my ear pops, (which hasn't really turned out well because i don't have a house anymore) i even have aegyo that i have been concealing in the deepest darkest chamber that is the cavity where my heart should be present in! i can make you laugh every day

if you'd freaking date me i bet you don't know exist ah-choo! *mark making a noise that signifies his approval*

(1.2x) whenever i see you i think i will sneeze also whenever i see you i want to make your ears bleed by talking a lot i can't hold back my animal instincts to open my lips and let the words flow out into your bleeding ears *mark once more expressing his approval by a very enthusiastic shout* (1.2x) there is flower sperm flying around my heart cavity i just really want to make your ears bleed my empty heart cavity

can't deal with this romantic crap... *talented young women being pretty* i found someone that i want to wake up with my beautiful face... even though i'm dead in the morning maybe i can attempt to revive myself !!11!! when i see that person being tired of all the crap the world throws at them i feel sadder :(

:((( :( :((( :(( :( if you ever realize that i exist i'll be there for you! (i'm not a stalker d:) i bet you still don't know i exist

*yet another mark of approval from mark* *hahahaah i'm so funny ahahahaha* (1.2x) i think i'm going to sneeze whenever i see you i still want to make your ears bleed! i can't suppress my ambitions (why is the thesaurus so hard to use?) to let the words flow out of my mouth~ *once again, mark passionately displays his acceptance for his sneeze* (1.2x) there is more flower sperm flying around in my heart cavity have i mentioned that i wanted to make your ears bleed? can't swallow all this lovey-dovey stuff that i'm coincidentally singing about!

*pretty people swaying from side to side* so how are my subs? i think i'm going to give up here now because there are way too many words and i don't have time for this stuff because i have a life too don't we all? like honestly, i could be studying for a test right now oh, who am i kidding?

*mark says yes* (1.2x) i will sneeze if you come into my line of sight have you realized that i want to see blood come out of your ears? it's so itchy that i can't stop myselfaaaaaaaaaaaaah choo! *mark says no* (1.2x) what the hell??? what am i doing with my life? hahahahaah what life?

lol yes thank you and dont forget to like comment & subscribe haters gon' hate help me achoo *mark enlightens everyone with his angelic sneeze and then says that he knows that we exist*